I am a SAHM..so I dont really eat out! I maybe eat out 2 times a month...sometimes not at all. If I do eat out I eat at Subway..and that costs $5.00 plus tax....so...maybe $10.00 a month at the most!

Well..since I am a SAHM..I cook, clean, do errands, take care of a 7 year old and 11 month old among other things ...What else can I do? Maybe have "marital relations" more than 5 times this month?

HECK YEAH!!! AND THEY SHOULD PRESENT THE AWARD TO HIS DAUGHTER!

UNDISTURBED SLEEP! I have a 7 year old and a 10 month old...and my 10 month old doesnt sleep through the night....and my 7 year old is super hyper......so I would want sleep!.......OR

I would drive my husband crazy by following him around and whispering in his ears and doing other stuff...That would be funny!

 The need to move...cause I guess I am just hoping that someone will say something that I want to hear (or not). Cause I dont have friends here where I live...and I need my LJ friends help...they feel like real friends...and some feel like family! Also it helps releive some of the stress..

This is by :Edna St. Vincent Millay MEMORIAL TO D.C.(Vassar College, 1918)

Heap not on this mound
Roses that she loved so well:
Why bewilder her with roses,
That she cannot see or smell?
She is happy where she lies
With the dust upon her eyes.

 Listening to my kids laugh...It is definitely contagous! and maybe a glass of wine or vodka helps occasionally too!

 I have many! I am clostraphobic (SP?), I am deathly afraid of frogs/toads, I hate clowns and am terrified of heights...Is it bad that when I get in a elevator I push the door close button so no one else will get in? 

 
I would want to be a siamese cat!  I love them, and used to have 3 of them.  They are so loving and sweet!

 Of course it is a planet...a mighty fine one too!  What are they gonna do next..find out that red isnt a part of the rainbow?  Do scientists have nothing better to do besides pick on the "little people"?  They can bite me!